The Benefits of
Elsa Supremacy
There are really too many benefits to count. But since pictures are worth a thousand words, I tried to use photos to show you what life is like with Elsa Supremacy. For a few more specific benefits, see Figure 1 in The Elsa Manifesto.
Studies show that people who embrace communism are far less likely to experience problems like pickiness, wastefulness, and boredom.
An enlightened communist child stares triumphantly into a successful communist future.
A great illustration of the beauty of Elsa Supremacy: you slave away in exhaustion, while your master (Elsa) sits behind you relaxing.
A relaxing day in the life of a communist.
(Relaxation, beautiful view, and delicious drink not included.)
Here your life will be
perfectly fair. Your next-door neighbor doesn't have any more food or money than you do, so you'll never be caught thinking that the grass is greener on the other side. Also, there's no
grass anyway.
A happy communist lassie.
(Happiness not included.)
The correct way to respond to capitalist idiots.
Also an optional way to respond to capitalists.
Alternative response-to-capitalists method.
Dodging the capitalist bullet.
A visceral reaction to capitalism.
Capitalists are inferior. You can become slightly less inferior by becoming communist.
You and communism are two peas in a pod.
(Peas, pods, and other forms of food not included.)
You and communism:
best friends forever.
You and communism going on “fun" adventures together.
(Smiles not included; joy prohibited.)
An obedient communist child fulfills her life duty of working for others. (Though she should really be serving Elsa Supremacy, not her father.)
Choosing communism feels like you own the world. (But you don't actually because Elsa does that.)
Communism releases you from the shackles of capitalism.
#Elsa
Good communist lad salutes to the mother country while misguided older brother refuses to choose communism.
A communist looks down upon foolish capitalists, and rightly so.
Have a communist-victory dance party! (But no dancing.)
