Meet the team
As your Supreme Leader and the proprietor of the Elsa Supremacy website, I want to warmly welcome you to the wonderful world of communism! Elsa Supremacy is very important to me, but carrying the weight of the capitalist world on my shoulders is a heavy load to bear alone, even for someone like me. So I've been accruing a team of minions to slave away for me. Yes, it's a pretty small team, but I expect it to grow as I achieve worldwide domination.​​
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I've included photos and fun facts of all the people that are higher up on the ladder than you peasants are. So use this opportunity to meet the team!
Elsa: Your supreme leader
Background
I know that I've been destined for communist greatness from a young age. But I spent my childhood in the dark, surrounded by capitalism on all sides. For seventeen years I felt lost, confused, and hopeless, until that fateful day in August of 2024 , when I fully embraced my communist destiny by beginning the Elsa Supremacy movement.
Biggest Accomplishment
Founding Elsa Supremacy as a means of bringing communist enlightenment to the world
Me.​​​​​​​​
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What? I'm not a celebrity, you say? Nobody knows me, you say? Hmm, it sounds like you pea-brained peasants need to head over to this page and start making me famous.
Favorite Celebrity
Hobbies & Passions
Communism;
Crocheting (shrouds);
Playing board games;
Woodburning;
Traitorburning;
Photography
Greatest Fear
I fear nothing. Fear fears me, and so do capitalists.
Words of Wisdom for the Viewer
“If you do not join the Elsa Supremacy movement, you will surely die a long and painful death by lobotomy to the tune of Seth's ukulele. Consider yourself warned."
Favorite Quote
“Let the ruling classes tremble at the communistic revolution."
-Karl Marx
Bonus
Fun Fact
I have never met Abraham Lincoln.
Lilly Kate:
Second-in-Command / Master Lobotomist
As my best friend since sixth grade, Lilly Kate was a natural choice for this role. Plus, our friendship has always been built on communism and lobotomy, even though Lilly Kate probably didn't know it. Incapacitating peasants is an important part of Elsa Supremacy, so I was glad to find someone as skilled at lobotomy as she is. Lilly Kate plays a vital role in the wellbeing of Elsa Supremacy.
Background
Lilly Kate enjoys lobotomy, commanding peasants (under her Supreme Leader's watch, of course), planning economies, and plotting against Elsa baking cakes.
Hobbies & Passions
Becoming second-in-command to Elsa
Biggest Accomplishment
“​Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." -Mark Twain
Favorite Quote
Lilly Kate enjoys baking cakes, if anyone would like to help her.
Bonus Fun Fact
“Always listen to Elsa."
Words of Wisdom for the Viewer
Lilly Kate is wanted in 47 countries.
Extra Bonus Fun Fact
Seth knows the importance of using your talents for a good cause, which is why he volunteered to be the national minstrel here at Elsa Supremacy. Seth's job is to play his ukulele during executions (whether they're by gallows, guillotine, or tarring and feathering), because what's a killing without a soundtrack?
Background
Consists strictly of Rick Astley music
Seth's Execution Playlist
Hobby: magnets
Passion: magnetism
Hobbies & Passions
Despite his lofty position in the Elsa Supremacy movement, Seth hasn't even subscribed to my blog updates. (I know, what a loser.)
Bonus “Fun" Fact
“​Follow Elsa no matter what. (She's crazy. Rise up. RISE UP."
Words of Wisdom for the Viewer
Seth: Second man / National Minstrel
Tara: official braceleteer
Tara has always been a communist bracelet-maker at heart, but she didn't know it until I chose her to be my official braceleteer. Now she's living her best life and hasn't looked back! (If she did that, I would turn her into a pillar of capitalist traitor salt.)
Background
Tara's hobby is staring deep into Elsa's eyes with hatred - she means JOY - welling up inside her. Her primary passion is working at the backpack factory. In Tara's own words, “​There is no higher calling than to make backpacks for Elsa, and if I were to ever make a defective backpack, I would cry at Elsa's feet and beg forgiveness."
Hobbies & Passions
Joining Elsa Supremacy in time for it to change her life. Tara says, “Where would I be without the daily hunger and fear of dying that comes with Elsa Supremacy? Alive and healthy, that's where. No thank you!"
Biggest Accomplishment
“​I am like 75% sure that Satan has bigger fish to fry." -Elsa F. Rosser
Favorite Quote
“​Listen. To. Elsa."
Words of Wisdom for the Viewer
As Lilly Kate's younger sister, Julia Ann sometimes felt like she was just living in the shadow of her master lobotomist older sister. But then she discovered her place as the local heretic. She enjoys making Elsa Supremacy a more hectic place by saying unexpected things, wearing hats that seem to support capitalist presidents, and listening to non-communist political podcasts.
Background
Julia Ann's hobbies include drinking Nuclear Warfare soda with Kim Jong Un's face on it and reading the Elsa Supremacy blog religiously.
Hobbies & Passions
Not getting executed by comrade Elsa yet
Biggest Accomplishment
“If you drink Nuke Warfare soda you will live until 100 - or until Elsa decides to kill you off. Stay red, comrades."
Words of Wisdom for the Viewer
Julia Ann:
Local Heretic
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