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Sometimes life is hard.

But it doesn't have to be that way.

If you join the Elsa Supremacy Movement, you can live a life that is ALWAYS hard. No confusion or ambiguity. That is just one of Elsa Supremacy's many benefits.

Sometimes I don't know what got me.

Yucky Surprises aren't a thing here.

If you don't like terrible surprises, the Elsa Supremacy peasant life is for you. Every day will be a blissful monotony of long working hours and not enough food. No unpleasant change ever!

(It was this guy's water gun. He's probably an evil capitalist.)

At Elsa Supremacy they do!

Elsa Supremacy has removed that problem from your life. No longer are you permitted to have dreams, schemes, or goals of any kind. No plans at all = no ruined plans!

Things don't always go according to plan.

Not convinced?

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Latest Bits of Enlightenment

A Day in the Life At Elsa Supremacy

Hello, darling serfs! It's been a while since I last posted, 42 days, in fact - so long that Maggie had time to be twelve years old instead of eleven; that Lady had time to weigh thirty pounds instead of twenty; that Jester Jansley had time to be in one relationship instead of zero like me. In the words of Jester Jansley herself, my hiatus from posting means that I “ just don't care about" you peasants. Which is true, but that's not the point here. Anyway, now that I AM post

Oct 29, 2025

More College Updates for You Needy Serfs

Good afternoon, plebes! Yes, it's only been five days since I wrote my last post, but what can I say? I'm just so punctual, so on top of...

Sep 17, 2025

All That Nonsense About Natural Rights

Prospect peasants keep asking me about how joining Elsa Supremacy will interfere with their “natural rights," so I figured it's about...

Sep 12, 2025

The Elsa Manifesto Turns 1

Good evening, comrades! Although today may seem like your everyday August 15, it most certainly is not. Because guess what! Today is the...

Aug 15, 2025

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Discover the Way

It's easy to feel lost, especially in this capitalist world. But by joining the Elsa Supremacy Movement, you will find your way, a meaning to your life. What's more, you'll also avoid the certain death you would otherwise be dealt when Elsa Supremacy eventually takes over the world and executes any opposition.

How to Join

The art piece above is compliments of Tara.