Hello, peasants! I hope your past few months have been as mediocre as plebes like you deserve. Somewhat recently, Farmer Fabby was chastising me for not writing a post in so long. She made the absurd claim that “the peasants are starving!" That's kind of a problematic thing to say to me because what does it really have to do with me writing posts? Though on the other hand, it's still a pretty problematic thing to say because Farmer Fabby, starving peasants is your problem, no

Hello, darling serfs! It's been a while since I last posted, 42 days, in fact - so long that Maggie had time to be twelve years old instead of eleven; that Lady had time to weigh thirty pounds instead of twenty; that Jester Jansley had time to be in one relationship instead of zero like me. In the words of Jester Jansley herself, my hiatus from posting means that I “ just don't care about" you peasants. Which is true, but that's not the point here. Anyway, now that I AM post

Good afternoon, plebes! Yes, it's only been five days since I wrote my last post, but what can I say? I'm just so punctual, so on top of...

Prospect peasants keep asking me about how joining Elsa Supremacy will interfere with their “natural rights," so I figured it's about...