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A Day in the Life At Elsa Supremacy
Hello, darling serfs! It's been a while since I last posted, 42 days, in fact - so long that Maggie had time to be twelve years old instead of eleven; that Lady had time to weigh thirty pounds instead of twenty; that Jester Jansley had time to be in one relationship instead of zero like me. In the words of Jester Jansley herself, my hiatus from posting means that I “ just don't care about" you peasants. Which is true, but that's not the point here. Anyway, now that I AM post
Oct 29, 20254 min read
More College Updates for You Needy Serfs
Good afternoon, plebes! Yes, it's only been five days since I wrote my last post, but what can I say? I'm just so punctual, so on top of...
Sep 17, 20254 min read
All That Nonsense About Natural Rights
Prospect peasants keep asking me about how joining Elsa Supremacy will interfere with their “natural rights," so I figured it's about...
Sep 12, 20255 min read
The Elsa Manifesto Turns 1
Good evening, comrades! Although today may seem like your everyday August 15, it most certainly is not. Because guess what! Today is the...
Aug 15, 20252 min read
Improvements Everywhere You Look
Hello, comrades! First, I would like to introduce some improvements I've made to my website recently! Let's take a minute to appreciate...
Aug 6, 20255 min read
The Saga of Why I Haven't Posted in So Long
Hello, hello, HELLO, loyal followers! It's been a long time, but luckily for your wisdom-deprived peasantly pea brains, I have a lot to...
Jul 6, 20254 min read
A Very Special Day! Plus, the Commenade.
Greetings, my loyal band of followers! As I pointed out in the title, today is a very special day! “Why is that so?" you may be asking....
Apr 26, 20255 min read


April CROOLS Day
Remember... April Fools is for fools, but April CROOLS is for communists! Hello, loyal followers! I hope you are having a lovely April 1!...
Apr 1, 20254 min read


How Was Your Stalintine's Day?
That's right, guys. You read that right. I have just come up with a new and updated holiday! “How did this come about?" you may be...
Feb 15, 20254 min read


Conspiracy Theories!
It has been a while since we last spoke -- or rather, since you last read my written word on the personal electronic device of your...
Jan 31, 20253 min read


Happy Thankskeeping!
“Thanks keeping ?" you're probably thinking. “What in the world is that?" I understand your confusion, dear comrade. Not everyone can be...
Nov 26, 20242 min read


Less is More and Least is Best
Due to the recommendation of my dear comrade Tara, I am writing another post even though I just published one yesterday. This one is of a...
Nov 8, 20242 min read


The Only Political News That Matters
Well, well, well. As you all know, this Tuesday was a big day. After a grueling race between two undoubtedly terrible people, America has...
Nov 7, 20243 min read


This is NOT a Response to Your Complaints
Recently I have been hearing complaints. “We want more Elsa Supremacy!" “It's been TWO MONTHS since you last posted something!" “Write...
Oct 16, 20242 min read
A Call to Action
At the beginning, Elsa Supremacy was met with near-perfect success. Anyone who heard about it was eager to join, and Tara's Elsa...
Aug 23, 20241 min read
My Newest Victims
Salutations, New Victims, greetings, hello! As your tyrannical leader, I am delighted you have signed up to be my peasant. As a reminder,...
Aug 17, 20241 min read
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