The Origins of
Elsa Supremacy
It is true that Elsa Supremacy had its physical origins just a short time ago. However, the dream of equality for all has been taking shape in my heart for who knows how long.
But we aren't here to talk about the deep communistic longings of my young heart. No, we are here to discuss how Elsa Supremacy began to take root in my community.
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It all started one day in August, 2024, in the school parking lot soon after the school day had ended. As I often do at that time and place, I was talking with my friends. That day it just so happened I was talking to my friend Tara beside her red car. As luck would have it, this red car was rather dirty; in fact, it was covered in many places in a thick coat of yellow dust.
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Something about the combination of red and yellow drew my attention to that car.
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I couldn't look away.
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I couldn't concentrate on what Tara was saying to me.
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Slowly I started drawing in the yellow dust with my finger, allowing the red car to show through. As if in a trance, I began writing words...
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“Elsa Loves You"...
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“Elsa is Cool"...
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“Elsa Always Wins"...
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“#Elsa"...
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and then...
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“Elsa Supremacy"
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Tara saw what I wrote on the car, and I could tell she was hooked. Immediately she told me to write more. She grabbed her phone and tried (mostly in vain, alas) to capture the beauty of the car before the fragile writing was ruined by the forces of nature.
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And thus, Elsa Supremacy had a tangible beginning. The next day at school, I couldn't help but doodle “Elsa Supremacy" on a spare piece of paper in art class. I left it laying on the table, as if subconsciously hoping someone would find it and understand. Sure enough, my darling friend Lilly Kate stumbled upon it by chance less than three hours later. Rather than tossing the paper aside as meaningless, Lilly Kate felt inclined to permanently glue it into her sketchbook (her most sacred creative outlet). As if through some sort of destiny, Elsa Supremacy had another follower.
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Later on, I began to mention Elsa Supremacy to other friends. In the school cafeteria before classes on Wednesday, Olivia wholeheartedly pledged her allegiance. (Important note: Elsa Supremacy proudly partners with Olivia's highly popular Duck Cult to bring enlightenment to all. Talk to Olivia for to receive more information and maybe even a tiny glow-in-the-dark plastic duck.) Ellison soon followed, along with many more friends.
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On Thursday in chapel, my friends and I sat idly listening to Brett's sermon. After a while I reached for Tara's journal and spent Chapel drawing a cartoon of a successful Elsa Supremacy rally. After that I couldn't stop. I began drafting the original manuscript for the Elsa Manifesto. Little did I know how life-changing this day would be.
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Many people were touched by the Elsa Manifesto, giving me the courage to spread the word further by creating a website on Wix. And that is how we have reached this point. May the success only continue.