Domination Plan

How you can do your part to

help Elsa take over the world!

Taking over the world is a necessary step in Elsa Supremacy progress. As a pea-brained peasant under my care, you will find that you are required to help me achieve worldwide domination! Here's how you can use every aspect of your life for the good of the mother country.

your wallet

Don't support local businesses. Only support communism.

Only buy red
clothes. Only wear red

clothes. Only associate with people who wear
red clothes.

Never spend
money at a store with happy employees

Instead of wasting
your money on capitalist
things like grocery stores and
farmer's markets, consider growing your own food. Better yet, start
a commune where you and
your friends can all grow
food together.

Give Elsa free money whenever you get the chance.

Don't buy anything
from a company that
does things like pay its workers or give them
days off.

Don't purchase
anything that was made in a
sweatshop, unless it was MY
sweatshop (the Backpack Factory). Sweatshops are an evil institute of capitalism because they pay their
workers low wages. The Backpack Factory is good because it pays
its workers nothing
at all.