Frequently Asked Questions

What kind of commitment would this be?

Joining Elsa Supremacy is a lifelong commitment. It's the biggest decision you will make in your lifetime, so only do it if you feel called. But this is me calling you to do it, so do it.

Can anyone Join Elsa Supremacy?

Yes. Here at Elsa Supremacy, we believe that enlightenment should be available to all. We just ask that you follow the proper steps to joining the movement and uphold all of its laws.

Do I have rights?

No. But you don't deserve them so it's okay.

Would joining Elsa Supremacy restrict my rights?

You don't have rights, so no.

What did you mean when you mentioned Olivia's Duck Cult in the Lore section of this website?

During junior year Olivia bought a bag containing hundreds of multicolored plastic glow-in-the-dark ducks from Amazon. She started handing them out to people as an initiation into her cult. The ducks are meant to be kept in a sacred place as a reminder of the values of Olivia's duck cult. However, no one knows exactly what those values are. The cult is very low-effort, and nothing is required of members other than ownership of a duck.

How do I reconcile the beliefs of this movement with the rest of my worldview?

You don't. Instead, you admit that all your past ways of thinking were wrong, and all that matters now is communism.

Has anyone outright denied the Elsa Supremacy movement?

The reaction of Tara's family to the reading of the Elsa Manifesto was lackluster. Only Tara and Brant found it amusing. Hence, that one paragraph near the end of the Manifesto is meant to be sarcastic. Lilly Kate's parents also said that I have too much time on my hands. And while they are right about that, I feel justified in my excess of time because a) It's not my fault senior year is way easier than junior year, and b) I'm Elsa, so I'm not supposed to work anyway. My peasants are supposed to work for me.

How can Communism be better than capitalism if all the people in communist countries seem so miserable?

Hunger, starving, and death are small prices to pay for glory. People in capitalist countries are actually much more miserable than communists because capitalists don't have amenities like the government always knowing your business, a huge military forcing you to never leave the country, a homey stall in the Backpack Factory just for you, etc.

So is the whole "American Dream" thing just made up?

It's definitely real, but it would more aptly be named the American Night Terror. “Dream" is too froufrou a word anyway. Dreams are illegal in the Elsa Supremacy movement.

Why don't you consider "capitalism" a bad word?

As good communists, we should not try to live under rocks. Capitalism should be approached from a standpoint of understanding (how terrible it is) and learning (about its evil intricacies). Words like “food," “love," and “happy" should be avoided, but not “capitalism."

DO you endorse any conspiracy theories?

Oh, yes. But I prefer to call them “truth." The term “conspiracy theory" is for fools.

How many colors are on the color wheel?

Two: red and yellow. The rest are figments of our collective imaginations.

What is Your favorite communist country?

Mine, of course. It's true that my country hasn't actually been established yet, but my time is coming.

Who is your favorite historical figure?

Certainly Karl Marx.

Who is your favorite Disney character?

Obviously Elsa from Frozen. For one, I can tell she already supports my movement, since she was named after it. Also, since she's a ruler who's often mean to people who didn't do anything to her, I admire her.

If you could visit any place on Earth, what would it be?

I would visit the tomb of Vladimir Lenin. Even though he is dead, his mark on communism lives on, as does his mummified body.

What is your favorite color?

Red, obviously. Yellow is also pleasant as an accent.

Would you consider yourself a dictator?

Of course. You peasant urchins couldn't function without a tyrannical ruler, and that's where I come in.

Did you get the permission of the people in your photos?

No, but this is communism, so they have no rights anyway. The only one of them who knew about it was Maggie, and she was overjoyed to be part of this crusade to illuminate this dark world.

Does seeing Foods that aren't red or yellow hurt your heart?

Most definitely. Granny Smith apples are illegal in the Elsa Supremacy movement. They're unnatural. I tried to eat one once, but it made me gag. The color green doesn't sit well with me since it's not very communist.

So how come your peasants are forced to eat lentils and Brussels sprouts? Those aren't red or yellow.

They're PEASANTS. They don't deserve nice things.

Wait! I have more questions! What should I do?

You'll have to ask them down below, in the box that just so happens to be labeled “Questions?" This is why you're a peasant and not a ruler like me.