How to Join the Fun

make a deep, heartfelt decision.

Accept that this is the most important thing you've thought about EVER.

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Take the pledge.

​Stand up tall, rest your right hand on your heart and your left hand on your right ear, and take a deep breath. Utter the Elsa Supremacy pledge:

“I, [name], of [hometown], on [date], do so pledge to devote myself to the service of ultimate good. I am aware that Elsa is not liable for any horrible things might happen to me (including but not limited to starvation, dehydration, drowning, hypothermia, cyanide poisoning, being burnt at the stake, being guillotined, being tarred and feathered, being sucked into the machine at the Backpack Factory and being made into a small capitalist child's schoolbag, and general extreme suffering). In fact, I am actually looking forward to my new life. I have always wanted to work long, dangerous hours at the Backpack Factory, sleep in a cold, hard bed, and eat cold, hard lentils and Brussels sprouts for dinner. I want to thank Elsa for all she has done to make this incredible life possible for me and others. I am ready to begin."
 

Make it public.

Go to the post called My Newest Victims (under Posts), scroll down to the Comments section, and type:

1. Your name

2. Why you chose to join

3. Something from this world that you used to like but now realize is against the higher ideals (as outlined on this website)​

And you're in!

 

Next steps:

​Familiarize yourself with the ins and outs of the movement. Learn every rule, regulation, policy, and statute. We are very legalistic around here, and proud of it!

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If you haven't already, use this box to sign
up for email notifications whenever I post
something new.

 

(I know it may seem like you're signing up for spam, but I promise you're not! I don't make new blog posts very often, so your inbox certainly won't be flooded - far from it. You'll probably end up longing for more Elsa Supremacy instead of drowning in it.)

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Request an Elsa Supremacy bracelet from Tara and an Elsa Supremacy sticker from Lilly Kate, if available. Display them proudly.

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Live the truth of communism out in your daily life until the hallowed day comes, the day when Elsa Supremacy snatches power from the bourgeoisie and erects her nation, and rest easy knowing that you will not be killed on that day; rather, you will be living out your most important calling: being a peasant in Elsa's land.