Clever Communist Tips
How to life your
best Repressed life
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Wake up every morning on the wrong side of the bed. (That is to say, the wrong side of the cold hard floor, because you probably don't have a bed.)
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When in doubt, give more money to Elsa.
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Meditate on communist ideals for the better part of your day.
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Feeling down in the dumps? It's probably because you are. Take a good-sized dose of reality.
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If you feel happy, check yourself. You don't deserve happiness. Go eat a bowl of Brussels sprouts in the rain to make sure you're feeling as melancholy as you should.
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Starvation is the key to success. (By that I mean your starvation and my success.)
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If you sense yourself feeling emotions, stop immediately. Remember: you are a mindless peasant, not some sentient being.
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Life isn't unfair. If you find yourself thinking that your life might be unfair, remember that though Elsa does own everything while you own nothing, that is the proper order.
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​Always look on the dark side.
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Never do anything fun. Fun is for losers.
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At the end of a long, hard day, don't forget to cry yourself to sleep.
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Self-care is an abomination unto Elsa. The only one here you should be caring for is... you guessed it! Elsa herself.
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Do not engage in any form of frolicking, whimsy, or wonder.
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If you find yourself feeling miserable, it's probably because you're doing something wrong. (Not because you actually ARE miserable.) Refer to the Rules and Regulations.
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Like any good communist, treat other people how you would NOT want to be treated.
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(To be updated as Elsa sees fit.)