Elsacoin

​​At some point, Elsa will rule the world and Elsa Supremacy will take over. When that happens, I will make all the current currencies of the world completely void, in an effort to make all the peasants properly broke. This might be a hard pill for you guys to swallow. It can be tough to become broke. (I know that feeling. One time, when I was very young, I owed my parents about $3. Difficult times, those.) It can be especially tough to be broke when you have no assets whatsoever, which is what's going to happen to everyone in the world when I take over. Want to get ahead of the game? That's where Elsacoin comes in!

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By investing in Elsacoin, you help yourself AND the rest of humanity. If you have enough Elsacoin saved up by the time I take over, instead of spontaneously losing all your useless dollars and stuff (which is what's happening to everyone else), you'll suddenly be a rich man (or woman)! Of course, that won't last long, because I'll take all the Elsacoin away from you when I take power. But nonetheless, it's a wonderful feeling to be rich for a split second while everyone else grovels around in desperation, despite the fact that you will be groveling alongside them a short time later.

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In addition, your investment in Elsacoin actually helps Elsa Supremacy! By buying this coin, you're giving ME money (imaginary as it may be) to spread communism. Once my power reaches wonderful heights and I take over the world, I'll snatch back all the Elsacoin, which will give me even MORE money to spread communism! As you can see, by buying Elsacoin, you are really doing a very charitable deed.

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Elsacoin is the money of the future! Investing in this currency is something any good comrade should do. To make things easy, we have multiple payment plans available below.​

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(As you can see, there are in fact NOT multiple payment plans below. I am trying to figure out the best way to do that, so this part of the page is still in progress. Check back later to invest in Elsacoin!)