From the Elsa Manifesto​​​

(Paraphrased)​

1. Obey everything Elsa says.​
    

2. Tithe to Elsa as follows:
       10% of your income because she knows better than you.
       37% because you are a stupid peasant.
       15% because you don't deserve the right to own money.
       22% because you should not be allowed to have fun.
       6% because you ought to use the rest of your earnings for the good of your leader, even though she already has copious amounts of money.
       8% because you should not be allowed to keep that last bit of money that you just desperately scrounged up just because you're “starving” and “dying.”
   (And you thought you could keep that last 2% but Elsa is taking that too, for no specific reason other than that she's a jerk benevolent leader.)
    

3. Never say anything that disagrees with Elsa.
   Punishment for breaking commandment #3: to be ceremoniously thrown off Trump Tower (along with Donald Trump himself, who had it coming to him), to a nearly certain death.
    

4. Work in the Backpack Factory from 3 a.m. till 10 p.m. and spend the rest of your hours reading dense biographies about Elsa.
    

5. #Elsa must be painted on all your belongings in large red letters.
    

6. Eat your one daily meal of stewed lentils and Brussels sprouts with utmost joy because it makes Elsa happy to see you make sacrifices for the cause.
    

7. Children are disposable, so you must donate your firstborn child to the good of Elsa Supremacy​.
    

8. If you fail to keep these commandments, you will be thrown into the pit of hungry Killer Turtles™ who will eat your unenlightened flesh with no regrets.
    

9. Upon announcement of my Killer Turtle Themed Death™, do not attempt to bargain with Elsa for mercy, for none will be given, and begging will result in the loss of your secondborn child as well as your first.
    

10. Once in the pit, do no try to escape from the Killer Turtles™, because your death is deserved.
     

11. As far as daily affairs go, no smiling, no laughing, no giggling, no grinning, no pleasant thoughts, no joy, no happiness, and if you don't have anything glum to say, don't say anything at all.
     

12. The following are forbidden:
        The L-Word (Love).
        The S-Word (Smile).
        The H-Word (Happy).
        The F-Word (Food).
        The Other L-Word (Life).​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

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Additional Rules​

(To be added as necessary)

1. Do not wear any clothing that is not red or yellow.
    

2. The following foods are not allowed, being as they are liable to make people happy:​

   1. Cake

   2. Tacos

   3. Pizza​

   4. Candy

   5. Ice cream

   6. Etc.
       

3. Idioms or figures of speech making reference to outlawed foods are prohibited (i.e., It was a piece of cake.)
    

4. Anything that is unnaturally colored is not allowed. This includes everything that should be red or yellow but is not (Granny Smith apples, purple grapes, blackberries, unripe strawberries, etc.)
    

5. Songs mentioning happiness, love, or optimism of any kind are prohibited. For instance, under no circumstances should you listen to:

   1. Best Day of My Life

   2. Don't Stop Believin'

   3. Good Life

   4. I'm Still Standing

   5. She Will Be Loved

   6. Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)
      
      Haha, what am I saying? You peasants aren't allowed to have things like music and food anyway!
       

6. You must memorize the Communist Manifesto as well as the Elsa Manifesto.
    

7. You must name all your boychildren Karl, and you must name all your girlchildren Elsa. We are communists; therefore, we do not encourage individuality. Thus, middle names are strictly forbidden.
    

8. You must not think non-communist thoughts.
    

9. You must not fear death, because it is coming.​​​
    

Of course, none of these rules apply to Elsa.