What people Are Saying
So many raving reviews, five-star ratings, and true communist approval of this wonderful organization!
"My favorite thing about Elsa Supremacy is its utter soul-crushing despair."
-Squibdonk R. Beebles
"My favorite thing about Elsa Supremacy is Elsa.
She is the best, smartest, and most dedicated leader out there.
Even better than Karl Marx.
Elsa makes sure that our worries and fears are taken care of.
I was skeptical of Elsa Supremacy at first but now I LOVE IT!"
-Amelia Waterman (a good friend of Elsa)
"My hobby is lobotomy. I could give you a crochet hook lobotomy for free."
-Master Lobotomist
"Elsa Supremacy is the best thing to join if you're looking for a sense of
good communist community. There's just nothing like knowing
you're slaving away with fellow comrades! Elsa will rise!"
-Lilly Kate
"Our Supreme Leader needs her bread."
-Jester Jansley
"I await you, Supreme Leader."
"I am ready to go when you are, Supreme Leader."
"My apologies, Supreme Leader."
-FARMER FABBY
"I cannot believe a true communist would begin sentences with such poor grammar. I hear East Tennessee looming in the background."
-PAPAW
"Communism is the best institution created by man!
It allows everyone to be equally miserable!
I hate everything that doesn't follow the guidelines of Elsa Supremacy:
-Second-in-command
happiness,
Eww, gross!
capitalism,
Even worse!
PUPPIES,
Evil creatures they are
boyfriends
Love has no place here
(unless it's Second Man Seth)."
Unacceptable!
Rated 5 out of 5 stars by everyone!
(almost)