A Call to Action

At the beginning, Elsa Supremacy was met with near-perfect success. Anyone who heard about it was eager to join, and Tara's Elsa Supremacy bracelets were a hot commodity. But recently, things have begun to change. Even my own family members failed to accept me and my enlightened ideology.

I'm specifically talking about my very own Papaw. For my whole life, I thought he accepted me for who I was. I thought he valued my opinions. I thought he CARED. But now I can see that this is not true.

For just earlier this week, Papaw informed me that he does not support Elsa Supremacy. He told me it was incoherent. In fact, he even went so far as to call it "psycho-blather." And then... he revealed himself to be fascist.

A FASCIST!

MY OWN GRANDFATHER!

This is unacceptable. Action must be taken. We must nip this in the butt (this malapropism courtesy of Olivia). Papaw should not be permitted to have thoughts at all if he is going to have thoughts like this.

The time is coming! The peasants must rise up against people like this! I thought I only had to fight capitalism, but I'm going to have to add fascism to the list. We must put a stop to this outrage! May communism live on, and my all things capitalist, fascist, and generally not communist must crash, burn, die, and go extinct forever!

Adieu, my fellow communists. (And that one evil fascist--PAPAW--who subscribed to the blog only to poke fun at me.)