Meet the whole team!

Hello, peasants! I hope your past few months have been as mediocre as plebes like you deserve.

Somewhat recently, Farmer Fabby was chastising me for not writing a post in so long. She made the absurd claim that “the peasants are starving!" That's kind of a problematic thing to say to me because what does it really have to do with me writing posts? Though on the other hand, it's still a pretty problematic thing to say because Farmer Fabby, starving peasants is your problem, not mine. Your whole job is Farmer.

Anyway, I'm finally writing a new Elsa Supremacy post because for once I don't really have any homework, and to be quite frank, you peasants do come second to my homework.

First, I am happy to report that I have FINALLY, after eight months, updated my website to include my newest team members, Jester Jansley and Farmer Fabby. Take a look at the Meet the Team page!

Next up on my Elsa Supremacy to-do list is creating my What People Are Saying page. This is my old soap box - if you have any gushing reviews of Elsa Supremacy or particularly witty things to say, please leave them here at this form. Whenever I finish that page of the website I will be sure to update the peasants again. Whether this will happen tomorrow or many months in the future there's no telling.

So, now that I have that all cleared up, I still have to write some sort of actually content to make this post worth reading. I don't have any communist things to talk about so I guess I will do the dreaded thing that I have never done on this website before and... actually update you about my life. 🤔😂🥱

The last time I wrote a post was October 29, which was six months ago, so here is what has happened since then:

November:

I built three log cabins out of sticks, reminding me fondly of my favorite recess game from elementary school, Wormy World.

December:

We took Lady to see the lake for the first time. Although we were cold, she was not. Video evidence of the encounter.

January:

I went to watch The Lord of the Rings at the theater with Lilly Kate, Seth, and some other friends. There I saw the infamous Mr. Harkness. Besides that, I worked at the pool. I bought a sundial. I deconstructed the sundial for a class assignment. I built a tiny snowman.

February:

I finished making this blanket, which I had been working on since June. It's bigger than it looks in the picture. I think it's 5 by 6 feet or so. (Tiny looking backpack beside it for scale.) Then I started a new blanket - this time it's hexagons.

March:

Me and two other people designed and built the one-of-a-kind deskircle for a class assignment. It's a desk, but it's also a chair, but it's also some shelves, but it's also a circle!

April:

Me and Maggie went to Meadows of Dan to help Grammy with spring cleaning. While I was there I had the most fantastic squirrel encounter. (Important note: all of the sounds in this video were made by the squirrel.)

May:

It's still May 2nd, so the only thing that has happened since May begun is that I discovered that I can go climbing five days in a row and face no consequences, which is great news for my future endeavors.

It sure would be a shame if none of those Google Drive links worked.

Anyway, that's all. Hopefully I will write another post more promptly than I did for this one. In the uplifting words of Julia Ann, “Stay red, comrade." And in the slightly more threatening words of her sister Lilly Kate, “Always listen to Elsa."