Improvements Everywhere You Look

Hello, comrades!

First, I would like to introduce some improvements I've made to my website recently! Let's take a minute to appreciate them:

1. I finally figured out how to change the design, color scheme, and font choice on the blog portion of the Elsa Supremacy website. That means the blog posts actually match the rest of the website! So wonderfully, communistly cohesive.

2. I changed the Important Note banner that pops up when you first open the website. Now it has less words and more pictures. Perfect for all you illiterate peasants. (If you peasants could read, that would be quite frustrating for me. My aim as your tyrannical dictator is to keep you from any form of education, because education leads to things like coups and revolutions. Yuck.)

3. I made a new website page: Meet the Team! I hope you enjoy meeting the team of people that is better than you. Do note that the people on the team are not as supreme as ME, your supreme leader. But they are more supreme than you.

4. I made another new website page: Domination Plan. As you know, I hope to achieve world domination, and this page is a tool for anyone (which should be all of you) who wants to help.

5. I WOULD have made a page called What People are Saying, but as you can see once you follow the link, people haven't been saying much. If you haven't already, please fill out a question or two from this form so I can get a quote from you.

6. I also am trying to make an Elsacoin page, but I'm a little stuck on how to implement this currency. Paper? Online? Little plastic coins? If anyone has any ideas, please share.

Hopefully you have duly appreciated my new and improved website and are ready to continue. Read on, because it's not just the website that's improved!

Over the summer, I worked as a lifeguard at the community center. It was the perfect job for a communist like me: I got to sit from a lazy, lofty perch and control the actions of other people. Best of all, I was required to wear a red shirt EVERY SINGLE DAY. Wonderful! Naturally, when I was surrounded by the color red, my communist juices (which are red, by the way) began to flow. That's when I came up with a new title for myself.

“What?!" you're no doubt thinking. “Another title? But you've already come up with so many glorious names for yourself. Supreme Leader... Website Proprietor... Tyrannical Dictator... Giver of Equality... Bringer of Enlightenment... my wee peasant brain can't keep up!"

Well, that's your problem. You're going to have to figure out how to keep up, because I am now officially introducing myself as a COMMIE BLOGGER!!!

That's right, you read that right. It's like a mommy blogger, but commie!

In simple terms, mommy bloggers are mommies that blog. Upon discovering blog-building websites like Blogger or WordPress, many mommies a decade or two ago chose to take a much-needed break from the struggles of daily life by creating a mommy blog where they could document their joys and triumphs - whether that was that one time Little Zannabelle ate an entire tennis ball; the ultra-delicious sugar-free gluten-free low-calorie no-sweat tree bark energy bar recipe she created that the kids just love (and it's super healthy for them too!); the heartfelt conviction she had at church yesterday about how she should be obeying her husband more steadfastly; or the latest mommy gossip. All of these things and more were included in the tackily-designed blogs that sadly took a fatal blow from other forms of social media and have slowly died out. Ultimately, mommy blogs are a treasure trove of strangely fascinating information.

In fact, I've done my fair share of rubbernecking at circa-2010 mommy blogs (specifically the fundamentalist, quiverfull ones, but that's beside the point). Since this was somewhat of a hobby of mine last fall, I spent a good deal of time reading through blogs like Raising Arrows, No Greater Joy, Heavenly Hearth, and that one blog about love growing in little houses that I cannot remember the full name of (which is a shame, because it was one of the most entertaining ones). I still think about these blogs sometime, which is probably why the idea of a Commie Blogger occurred to me.

So what is a Commie Blogger, exactly?

Well, a Commie Blogger really isn't too different from a mommy blogger. Like them, I use my Elsa Supremacy website to write about the daily lives of all my little urchins (that's you guys). Plus, I give lots of unsolicited advice to my readers, except I'm not here to tell you that anyone who doesn't give their kids two cups of yak milk every morning - “like I do" - will end up with a bunch of physically and mentally stunted liberals for children. Nope, that's a mommy blogger thing to say. As a true Commie Blogger, I give advice about the weightier and more important matters of life (communism). Another similarity between me and mommy bloggers is that I didn't as k for permission to include anyone in photos or stories. I just did it. Furthermore, I have chosen to use this free website-building website as a vehicle for enlightenment, just as the mommy bloggers used Blogger or WordPress.

Now, where do these mommy bloggers fall short of my glory?

Well, most obviously, mommy bloggers are not commie. Also, the advice they give their followers pales in comparison to the importance of the advice I give. I mean, seriously, Amanda. Who cares if you end up with a bunch of physically and mentally stunted liberals for children? They were probably already stunted. After all, you're raising them on yak milk instead of communism. But anyway, another reason I'm better than mommy bloggers is because I don't spend the majority of my blog posts talking about my little urchins, like mommy bloggers do. Instead, I talk about ME, which is obviously more important.

If it's not clear to you already, let me spell it out for you: I came up with this title for myself because I like puns and because I was able to draw comparisons between myself and mommy bloggers. But regardless of any comparison, I am better than mommy bloggers (as well as everyone else) in every way.

I want to finish up this post by mentioning another title I have: Besides being the proprietor of this website, I am also the creator of the Meme Album,™️ which currently has 18 members and 7,852 memes. Clearly the power of Elsa Supremacy extends to more than just one sphere of life.

Anyway, that's all for now, comrades! Have a wonderfully red day!