The Elsa Manifesto Turns 1

Good evening, comrades! Although today may seem like your everyday August 15, it most certainly is not.

Because guess what! Today is the Elsa Manifesto's first birthday!

That's right, folks. One year ago on this very day, I sat in chapel and penned that magnificent document on the sacred pages of Tara's journal as Brett's voice droned on. Who knew on August 15, 2024, how many things would change because of that day? No one saw the communistic revolution coming, I'm sure. (Well, technically the communistic revolution hasn't actually happened, but now that I've written the Elsa Manifesto, we see it coming, a benefit we did not have on August 15, 2024.)

After hearing that news, I'm sure your previously-boring August 15 has already turned into a fantastic day. But it's about to get even better because what's a birthday without a celebration?

Now, how might you celebrate this wonderful occasion? Here are a few ways:

• Bake a cake and mail it to Elsa.

• Buy some presents and mail them to Elsa.

• Write a nice note with money inside it and mail it to Elsa.

• Kidnap a capitalist and mail it to Elsa.

Now it's your turn to come up with more celebration ideas. The possibilities are endless! People like to go all out for their kids' first birthday parties, so why should the Elsa Manifesto deserve any less? It should deserve MORE.

For now, I'm going to head down to my mailbox to pick up the packages I expect you'll be delivering to me shortly. Sorry about the unusually short post, but some of us have things to do. (I, for one, need to be out trying to convert this predominantly-orange college to the color red. You should be working at the Backpack Factory or slaving away somewhere else.)

That just about wraps it up! How has Elsa Supremacy changed your life in the past year? Feel free it share in the comments below.