This is NOT a Response to Your Complaints

Recently I have been hearing complaints. “We want more Elsa Supremacy!" “It's been TWO MONTHS since you last posted something!" “Write about this!" “Write about that!" The whole shabang. Ye people who begged me to write something new: you might think you have won! But you didn't. I chose to write this post on my own volition, not because of your pleading. Being the good communist leader that I am, I refuse to listen to anyone else's requests or opinions. But ANYWAY. Moving on.

You may be wondering what I'm here to say. Well, to be honest, I don't quite know yet. As usual, I'm basically just making it up as I go.

Ah-ha! I have it! Since I am so unfortunately short of words today, I will speak through another person.

In the words of this INCREDIBLY wise, REMARKABLY charming, INFINITELY humble, and oddly orange man right here...

We will have growth that will be tremendous!!!

That's right, you heard me. (Or him, technically.) Through Elsa Supremacy, we can have tremendous growth. It will be HUGE!!!

You may be wondering, “What kind of growth will this be exactly?" Well, I have an answer!

What "Growth" Means for ME	What "Growth" Means for YOU
Growing riches	Growing poverty
Growing happiness (brought by said riches)	Growing desperation
Growing power	Growing failure
Growing control (of you)	Growing realization of your lack of worth
Growing success	Growing sense of dread

Hopefully it's quite clear by now! How could you NOT become communist? But, if this is your first time with us, you might not be fully convinced. I understand. Here's another helpful visual to show you why you should always choose communism.

Common Government Types	How to Approach Them
Anarchy	You peasants obviously can't be trusted to look after yourselves. Government is necessary to rule over you.
Capitalism	This is the worst of the worst. NEVER go there.
Colonialism/Imperialism	This is not necessary because Elsa will have already owned the world. Elsa Supremacy IS the Mother Country.
Democracy/Republicanism	Capitalism's partner in crime, and democracy's evil little brother, respectively.
Fascism	See this article for more information on my thoughts on fascism: https://elsarosser8.wixsite.com/elsa-supremacy/post/a-call-to-action
Kleptrocracy	A system where the government steals your stuff. This is a good precursor to communism because first I'll steal your stuff, and then I'll make it to where you can never get it back again. ❤️
Oligarchy	Why should certain groups get more power? You peasants are all equally stupid.
Socialism	Socialism is communism for wimps.
Theocracy	Don't bring religion into things. Focus on ME.
Communism	❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Adieu, my fellow communists! I'll leave you with these communist memes to brighten your day!

P.S. My friends and I have a Google Photos album of 3,000 memes including these and more. If you are interested in joining, please reach out. Do note that this is an album of memes compiled by a bunch of teenage girls (albeit with arguably pretty good taste in memes). So place your expectations accordingly.

P.P.S. I'm trying to make it to where my loyal followers get notified when I post something new. So you guys should have been notified about this. If not I'll probably post it again or something.

P.P.P.S. My use of a Trump quote does not imply any support of him or his beliefs.